Only in Nigeria do you get to hear such stories. Gay Chika Nwafor a Nigerian who lives in Germany claims he's pregnant. The guy is married to his love, a German called Mark Schwartz.

Below is part of the interview between Chika (Interviewee) and Stella (Interviewer) in a mag called Encomium last week.

Chika: I've been having some strange feelings inside me

Stella: How?

Chika: Waking up late, sleeping early. My waist is at times hurting me and I keep spitting and almost vomiting. As I am talking with you now, I am running a temperature, and the worst is my legs are heavy as if its swollen. I am not just myself as I always have fainting spells and I don't know what to do.

Stella: What you are describing is like pregnancy symptoms but you are a man so how can you be pregnant?

Chika: I don't know o my sister. I am afraid I don't want that because I have had it once and it was taken out and now again, after a year and some months, it's back again.

Stella: You were pregnant before?

Chika: Yes. Please pray for me. Before such has happened but not the same feeling like now. Then I was three weeks pregnant.

Stella: How is it possible? You have a womb?

Chika: The doctors say I have a womb but tiny, that it is not going to happen again. I have a womb but how can I give birth when I have only a penis?

Stella: So how did the doctor abort your last pregnancy?

Chika: The doctor cut my tummy open from under my navel down the last time. Let me rest now please, you are making me panic. I don't want anything to happen to me, I don't want to die.

End of interview

August 2012 was the time 'Campus Divas For Rich Men' came into the limelight. It particularly went viral after being featured in various media. Within a few days, the total likes stood at over 60,000. 
It was basically a page to hook up female university students with rich men. Those who participated did not hide their love for money.

The page administrator faced accusations of picking up random pictures from innocent girls' Facebook accounts, thus tarnishing reputations. Facebook received hundreds of reports against the page, and one month later, it was shut down.

Fast forward to today, another page is finding itself in a similar situation. 'Sexiest Kenyan Whores on FB' prides itself (as the name goes) as having the sexiest whores in Kenya. 
Their catch phrase is simple - You got the money. We got the goods.

  
Just like its predecessor Campus Divas..., Sexiest Kenyan Whores has faced accusations of using photos of innocent and decent ladies, purporting to belong to the whores. It is surprising that despite all this, the page is approaching 69,000 likes. WTF??? 

You can check it out for yourself: www.facebook.com/254hoes‎

Over the weekend, three Strathmore University girls were left stranded at a classy hotel in Nairobi’s Westlands area after a Mzungu guy who was on a date with their friend refused to foot their bill of Sh. 11, 600.

According to sources, one of the students had a date with her new catch a handsome Mzungu guy and as is the tradition with campus girls she tagged along with her three friends.

The three spoilt themselves with expensive cuisines and wines and when the Mzungu guy was handed the bill of Sh. 17, 600 he refused and claimed that he and his date had only used Sh. 6,ooo leaving the girls shocked.

The girls were held up by the hotel management for hours as they had no money on them. Haikosi walichonga viazi mbaya!

A man has been admitted at a Kericho hospital after his wife bit off his genitals in an attempt to punish him for his numerous extra-marital escapades.

The woman had learnt that the husband, a local tea picker, was having had one of those things Jimmi Gathu warned us against; after she was tipped off by her friends who had seen the two love-birds together.

Ladies please do take note of this next bit…

When she confronted the mpango wa kando, things did not go as well as she had expected since the mpangoz gave her a dog’s beating and stripped her naked before sending her back to her house reeling in pain…and shame.

After losing the fight she resorted to the next best course of action. She waited for her husband who came home drunk and slipped into the bed to snore away. In the middle of the night, she undressed her husbad and bit off his private part in anger leaving her husband in agonizing pain.

The man wailed uncontrollably but unfortunately for him his cries were drowned out by the sound of the heavy rains that have been pounding the town hence his distress calls went unheard by the neighbours.